A case of the monday's

well lets see.
1. 4 a.m. baby wakes up teething. i suggest tylenol for baby.
2. 6 a.m. wife decides that baby should take some tylenol for his teeth.
3 8.am. baby and wife return to bed. i have a cup of coffee.
4.8:15 a.m. i climb back into bed after spending five minutes pushing 87 pound dog out of my spot.
5.8:20 a.m. wife starts snoring.
6.8:21 a.m. back downstairs watching the tube.
7.8:23 a.m. 87 pound whining machine comes downstairs and "wants" to go out. i attempt the "let out" dog backs away from the cold and walks back to the living room.
8. after a while i decide that i am too "mad" to eat breakfast.
9. the rest of the morning goes well until i try to watch the episode of dexter that my father-in-law has recorded for me. it was there just being formatted so he could watch it on his psp.
10. work calls they want me to come in two hours early to set up stages at w.f. ready school.
11. quality tire calls to ask why i have not picked up my order. i inform them that when my wife went in on the previous friday and they could not find my order and moreover the staff was kind of rude in regards to that the fact that my wife used to date an employee. the car ended up with different tires at a different price and on the original rims. almost the exact opposite of what i wanted.
12. i start watching Dexter. baby cries wife misses key scenes. the episode is longer than i expected. cutting in to the time i have to make a lunch/drive to work.
13. i am so shocked by the ending that i blurt it out and ruin the surprise for my wife. I now have forty minutes to drive forty five mins. to town and make a lunch. to bad for lunch.
14. the command start has not started my car. and because i dropped my keys in the snow the day before, my ignition is frozen solid. boo urns
15. lock de-icer rules
16. on the way into work I bitch about how bad Monday has been. I then realize that i don't have a belt on and am wearing my winter boots. also i am rolling sans watch.
17. i get to the school and have to pee. the bathroom is full over tots who try to tell me i can't use the bathroom because i don't go to school there. i ignore them and as i am bigger that them i pee when and where i want.
18. after i wash my hands and find the head faculty tech, a voice comes over the intercom saying that there is a water leak in the kindergarten class.
19. the fire alarm goes off. it is the loudest noise i have ever heard. (i was raised under a flight path and used to live on an Air Force base).
20. A sprinkler head has exploded in the kindergarten/preschool boot room (i guess not having weather stripping in a door way when it's minus fifty all weekend is bad?) soaking countless pairs of transformer and Dora the explorer boots and hats. 40 gallons a minute for almost twenty minutes. wet.
21. i am told to get a mop and "clean this mess up".......o.k.
22. after the mess is clean i am asked to set up stages for the school concert.
23. a stage falls and slides down my arm, scratching the shit out of it. awesome
24. i guess i work to fast as the eight hour job only takes about forty five minutes.
25. as i did not bring a lunch, my wife had to leave work go to a McDonald's and bring my some stuff that loosely resembles food. no straw.
that is what i would like to present to you the reader as "a case of the Mondays."